Top Bunk

Three reasons the top bunk is lame:

1. Trying to make your bed while it is 7 feet in the air and accessible from only one side.
   
2. Starting out with sweatpants and a shirt and progressively removing a layer of clothing as the night transpires because your Ecuadorian roommate wants to bring his homeland to the dorm by turning the heat up to 80 degrees. Fortunately, heat rises which only adds to the warmth being blasted from the vent that is mere feet away from your face.
   
3. Waking up in mid-air only seconds before crashing to the floor.