There are so many things I want to write and none of them are encouraging or uplifting, so I'll opt for the "talk about writing it because that's better than actually writing it" deal.

Pandemic

Senioritis is one of the hardest diseases to overcome. I know, because I've been battling it since the middle of last semester and I still have yet to see any improvement in the symptoms. Why can't teachers understand that the last thing I want to do is homework and write stupid papers about stuff that is irrelevant to my future career? I should have gone to a trade school.

-Chris

Huh? What? Be More Constructive With Your Feedback.

I hate being unable to relate to people. There is nothing that frustrates me more than desperately trying to communicate with someone while they blankly stare at me. I wish I had what it takes to have the same humor, experiences, and interests as everyone that I come across. I did not used to be this way. There was a time in my life that I did not care if people understood me or even got to know me...I like being able to relate with people, but at the same time, I feel like it turns me into someone else. I long for a healthy balance of chameleon and Chris.

Lard-O

I'm getting older...and sadly, my belly is starting to reflect that. The worst part is, I don't really care that much. Next time you see me, tell me I'm fat, or hideous, or an elephant has a better six-pack than I do, and it definitely might motivate me to go to the gym...probably.